hihi lolx saw this on a friendster bulletin and wanted ta show it ta u all XD





* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP *
After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife , " Do I look like a foreigner ? "
Wife: " No ! Why ? "
Muthu: " In London , a lady asked me, '' Are you a foreigner ?... that's why."
Wife : ?????????

* MUTHU & TOURIST *
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any
great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. " No sir, only babies were born here."

* MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT *
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to " WALK! WALK ! " The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its
fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly,
" I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL *
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*WASH BASIN* "

* MUTHU & INTERVIEWER *
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

one of the funniest i guess :)
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.
WHY?
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked
past him... and he did it! :PP